Storyline:
Longwinded, USA: a small but divided and feuding town of 262 Mormons and 262 Baptists. One man will try anything to end the ridiculous feud, bring the town together, and keep the peace-loving girl of his dreams from leaving town.

Cast:

Heather Beers Charity

Jan Broberg Tartan's Mom

John Foss Howard

Frank Gerrish Conroy Hatch

Charles Halford Rich Paddlefin